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therealbarbielifts:

I wana go hug my puppy now

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chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

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the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

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basedpidgeot:

drakefanclub:

diancie:

im-a-walking-paradox:

NAH

a mess

oh my god i would fucking kill her

END VINE

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crescentrax:


"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong…

crescentrax:

"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong

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archaeo-geek:

jangojips:

ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

This looks like something a drunk archaeologist would do. 

This is absolutely something a drunk archaeologist would do.

This shovel has great sentimental value for me. It’s been with me since my first dig and it has all my field notes on it.”

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sharingays:

"believe it"

İ say as i inject ramen into my veins

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theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

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person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

me: nope

person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???

me: i'm not

pinkperv:

drvalkyrie:

pupmutt:

Please watch this

I SAW THIS EPISODE AS A KID AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT.

HIS FACE

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turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

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shards-of-divinity:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

The link has this on infinite loop. I’ve been watching it for like 5 minutes

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